Saturday, 16 April 2011

One Man's Opinion: Psychosomatic by Anthony Neil Smith

Anthony Neil Smith’s debut novel Psychosomatic was released earlier this year for Kindle and what a debut it was.


The book has a plot that drives forward like a tank with broken steering, crushing everything in its path. It has great dialogue and the interplay between characters really sparkles.


As a starting point, we come across Lydia, a foxy lady with no arms and no legs. She wants to gain revenge on her husband for having sex with a younger woman in front of her. It’s not the unfaithfulness which upset her, rather the fact that they turned her on and left her without satisfying her needs. She employs the local thug, Cap, to beat up her husband, but he finds out about it and turns to Alan Crabtree, a small time crook, to film the fake beating he’s managed to organise.


During the fake beating the camera rolls, Cap takes things to far and kills Lydia’s husband. While they clean things up, Crabtree kills Cap during a moment of madness and then returns to Lydia to explain.


Unfortunately for Crabtree he’s in a tough spot with Terry and Lancaster, the car thieves from whom he bought his car. Lydia offers him a way out and at the same time manages to take over his body and mind.


This is only the beginning.


What happens next is a fizzing plot, driven by the needs of this crazy bunch of characters Smith sets against each other.


There’s planing and counter-planning, guessing and second-guessing and ignoring every bit of logic they’re capable of.


Crabtree and Lancaster become crazed killers, Terry and Lydia pulling at the stings with all their might. They head to the airport for a final showdown and I guarantee that you’ll get a buzz from the way it all plays out.


To my mind it’s as if Smith has taken the main characters, thrown them in a blender and pressed the button for a minute. He’s opened the lid, added a beautiful woman dressed as a nurse and pressed the button for another while.


The lives of these people may be chaos, but the writer never loses control. He’s always there as an invisible hand crafting the scenes and the dialogue to make sure there’s not an ounce of fat left to trim.


Fast-paced, stylish and brutal, it’s an absolute must for any fans of crime-fiction.


An absolutely ridiculous bargain at 69p from:




or $1:13 at:




Warning: This book will have your Kindle smoking – do not throw water over it after downloading.

Sunday, 10 April 2011

One Man's Opinion: Truth Lies Bleeding by Tony Black

I had an impressive review today over at the excellent Dark Valentine. Heather Faville of Doubleshot Reviews rounds off a well-considered piece by saying:


‘Nigel Bird’s Dirty Old Town is the introduction to an author I will most definitely keep my eyes on. I didn’t just enjoy a few of the nine gems in his collection; I revelled in each and every one of them. There was something, some tiny glimmer in each story that kept me hooked until the very end.’




Marvellous.


I also did an interview for Alive With Words and that was posted last night. You can find it at




Another thing happened to me last night. I completed Truth Lies Bleeding.


I don’t get out much these days. Three young children and working too hard tend to get in the way. On Friday night it was a rare treat to get on the glad rags and head into Dunbar for what promised to be an outstanding party – the birthday girl, Pippa, used to work in the music biz, so there was going to be plenty to dance to.


The baby-sitter arrived at 8 o’clock and Isobel wasn’t going to get to the party till half past nine. You’d think I’d have sprinted off to get there early. Instead, I parked myself in a local hotel bar to read an hour’s worth of Tony Black’s Truth Lies Bleeding. If that’s not a testament to how good a book is, I’m not sure what is.


I don’t read too many police-procedurals these days. It’s not that I don’t really like them, more that I’ve read a lot and worry that I’m going to find myself in the land of same-old, same-old. The last one I read was by RJ Ellory, A Simple Act Of Violence, and that set the bar very high indeed.


So I opened Truth Lies Bleeding in hope more than expectation. Not even the ‘Tony Black is my favourite British Crime Writer’ quote from Irving Welsh had pumped up my enthusiasm, nor the fact that I’d read a short by Tony a while ago and found it to be of the highest order.


It opens with the discovery of a girl’s body. Her arms are missing and she’s in a dumpster. No one knows who she is and not many of the locals care. So far, so standard.


In chapter 2, Inspector Rob Brennan walks in. He’s been away for a while, off on psychiatric leave following the death of his brother. Turns out Brennan has few friends – not in the force, not in the community and not even in his family. As soon as he appeared I was fully engaged. Of course, you can’t get into a character immediately, but he was clearly someone I felt comfortable with straight away. The man’s idea of giving up smoking is to change his brand to Silk-Cut, for goodness sake.


From there the plot unravelled, thickened, sped up, intensified and had me hook, line and sinker.


There’s little about the story that I want to give away because I’d like to recommend that you find it out for yourself.


Brennan turns out to be a terrific character who has enough individuality to stand head and shoulders from the masses within police fiction. He seems to be haunted by the past, the present and the future all at the same time. The past has him by the short an curlies, the present (the case) certainly isn’t revealing itself to him in the way he might like and the future, well that could be anything, but most likely will have him directing traffic and being thrown of his home by his wife.


Of course, a great cop does not make a book by himself. We have all the tensions between him and his bosses that put his career on shaky ground. We have a group of colleagues who can’t stand the sight of him. There is the action of the case itself and then there’s the seedy, dark world of the criminals he’s after. I think that it’s the painting of the bad-guys that got Mr Irvine Welsh excited, and rightly so.


Black doesn’t mess about. There are no fluffy edges to the lives of the junky couple we get to know. Their dealer, Deil (the devil), has no redeeming features whatsoever – he’s all bad and then some. Gunter is a shadowy figure from one of Europe’s paedophile rings who is cool and efficient and full of sleaze. Edinburgh itself is painted in browns and greys with a touch of the scent of deisel fumes and there’s an unhinged psychotherapist to whom Brennan has become too close.


The case is complicated, a series of broad strokes within which Brennan struggles to see the detail. He turns to his old mentor, Wullie, for advice and he begins to see the way he needs to think.


Brennan is a complex man. What impressed me most were his levels of self-control when on the job. No matter how his life spins out of control he manages to apply super-human discipline to keeping things straight at work. He also has an excellent perspective on what he does. He’s one of those real cops that couldn’t do anything else.


‘There’s no winning in the force, only degrees of losing,” is the way he views things. Even a positive result must have been gained from someone’s pain; it’s just the way it is.


It’s a great book. Shaprly written. Brilliantly plotted. Page-turning and thought-provoking at the same time. Highly recommended.




Saturday, 9 April 2011

Dancing With Myself: VINCENT H O'NEIL interviews VINCENT H. O’NEIL


You’ve done a lot of things over the years. You were a paratrooper, a risk manager, an advertiser, a consultant, and even an “apprentice librarian” (whatever that is). Can’t you keep a job?


Oddly enough, writing is the only thing that’s stayed a constant throughout my working life. I wrote my first novel when I was in high school, and kept plugging away at various books for the next twenty years, all the time holding down most of the jobs you mentioned. Although I’ve always referred to my writing as something I did in my spare time, it’s outlasted every full-time job I’ve ever had—which makes me wonder if writing was the full-time job all along.


Your Frank Cole mystery series is set in the Florida panhandle, but you’re a New Englander. How does a guy from Massachusetts write about Florida?


New England winters make writing about Florida an easy, almost mandatory, thing. Honestly, I was introduced to the Florida panhandle many years ago when I was in the army. I was a newly-minted lieutenant from West Point, and was fighting my way through a very tough commando course called Ranger School. In Ranger they don’t let you sleep very much or eat very much for roughly two months, and you carry an enormous rucksack all over the Fort Benning part of central Georgia, the mountainous part of north Georgia, the lunar landscape part of Utah, and then the swampy part of the Florida panhandle. Apparently I didn’t do the swampy part right, because they made me do it over. As a result I spent close to a month partially submerged in a river there, so I can honestly claim that I know the region in a way that few of the locals do.


You mentioned wintertime just now. Your most recent novel, Death Troupe, starts out in the middle of a brutal winter in the Adirondacks. Did you get tired of sunny Florida?


No one ever gets tired of sunny Florida. And I’m certainly not tired of the Frank Cole series, either. With that said, I caught a slight case of the acting bug two years ago and began plotting a new series, one built around a high-end murder mystery theater outfit nicknamed Death Troupe. The great advantage of Death Troupe is that they perform one play a year, each year in a different place, so I’ll have to move them around a lot. The first novel is set in the Adirondack town of Schuyler Mills, and I drew on my long association with winter to write it.


So does that mean Death Troupe is a wintertime read?


You know, that raises a question that occurred to me early in the brainstorming phase of this story: We have plenty of books that are considered beach reads, but is there such a thing as a wintertime book?


I thought I was the one asking the questions.


I am you and you are me and we are we, so I doubt it really matters. But no, Death Troupe isn’t focused on freezing to death in upstate New York (although there’s a much-praised sequence where one of the characters comes close to doing just that) and the last part of the book is set against the backdrop of a spectacular Adirondack spring.


Your main character in Death Troupe is the group’s playwright, Jack Glynn. This isn’t another one of those gloomy stories where the writer is alone most of the time and may or may not be going insane, is it?


Well . . . maybe. Actually, no. Not at all. Death Troupe’s playwright takes up residence in the host town roughly six months before the show, and writes a murder mystery play based on the locale. That requires him to be out and about, meeting the people of the town and learning its quirks. So Jack spends much of his time in the more popular gathering places, from a sports bar to a coffee joint to a frozen lake in the deep woods that’s been turned into a skating rink. And of course he meets just about every resident of Schuyler Mills, from the average everyday people to the . . . how to put this . . . more flamboyant citizens.


Hopefully some of those more flamboyant citizens are females.


Very much so. Jack has been both lucky and unlucky in love, in that he has an on-again, off-again romance with the troupe’s lead actress Allison Green. Their jobs don’t let them spend much time together, and when Jack heads to Schuyler Mills he quickly meets some highly intriguing ladies there. This is tough, as he’s already torn between his feelings for Allison and his fear that the two of them won’t end up together. He enjoys the company of the town’s unpredictable publicity manager very much, and attracts the attentions of a free-spirited ice sculptress as well. Oh, and one of his former girlfriends may just be stalking the troupe, so there’s that.


I didn’t see “Actor” listed among your many failed careers. What qualified you to write about the theater?


Research, research, and more research. When you know nothing about a complex topic like the stage, you have to start from scratch. I got The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Amateur Theatricals from the local library, and it really put me on the right path. The Idiot’s Guides are worth their weight in gold, and I highly recommend The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Private Investigations for anyone thinking about writing mystery novels. After reading many, many beginner-level books about acting and directing, I slowly graduated to more advanced works and finally ended with the memoirs of some noted Broadway directors.


Notice any similarities between directing plays and writing novels?


Actually, I noted a lot of similarity with many different roles, from acting to costuming to set design and directing. In a way, novelists cover all those tasks: We explore our characters’ motivations just like the actors do, dress our characters using techniques from the costume design team, and shape the story in much the same way that directors do. And if it weren’t for the annoying voice asking me questions here, I’d be able to say novelists do all this without having to consider outside opinions.


Pipe down. We’re almost done. It sounds like your theater research helped your writing. Did it?


Unquestionably. I really did a disservice to actors, designers, and directors in my last answer, as one individual can’t even come close to doing all those jobs. But by reading about them and taking copious notes, I was able to pull bits and pieces of the things they do into Death Troupe. For example, I learned that some actors will create a biography of their character to help them understand the role better, even though none of that bio ever gets into the play. That helped me form the backgrounds of some of my own characters, and it reminded me that we writers don’t have to include every detail that we might have worked out in our heads. Sometimes it’s better to leave a few loose ends untied.


Always leave them laughing, right?


Absolutely. It’s very much a piece of stage wisdom to always leave the audience wanting more. So having said that, shut up and stop asking me questions.


No, you shut up.


To read Vinny’s blog on life, writing, and everything else, please go to




For his website, which is jam-packed with sample chapters and a review from The Sunday New York Times that he had tattooed on his back, please go to


Thursday, 7 April 2011

Dancing With Myself: RUSSEL D MCLEAN interviews RUSSEL D MCLEAN

Dancing With Myself Russel D McLean


Q: Welcome, Mister McLean. Please have a seat.


A: But there’s only one seat.


Q: You don’t get it yet? You’re interviewing yourself.


A: Isn’t that the first sign of madness?


Q: That and wanting to be a writer. I mean, seriously man, what were you thinking?


A: Not fame and fortune, anyway. Basically, I realised I have very few skills and wanted to do an indoor job with no heavy lifting.


Q: How’s that working for you?


A: Well the writing part’s cool. The day job does involved rather a lot of heavy lifting, though, so I’m not exactly living the dream. And, yes, most writers need a second job. Despite the rumours that prevail there are thousands of us not getting paid squillions per book and drinking Champagne from ladies' boots. Quite why you’d want to drink anything from someone’s boot, though, is beyond me. It would taste of sweat. Maybe if you were a foot fetishist, I suppose…


Q: Before you start rambling, let’s talk about your books. Two novels, now. Several short stories. The novels feature a private eye protagonist, as did many of the shorts. Didn’t anyone tell you the PI was dead?


A: Yeah, they did. A lot. But I really can’t be bothered writing a UK police procedural. So many people are doing that much better than I. Besides, with an eye, you have this whole rich mythic vein to tap which is great fun to do in an unusual setting.


Q: You mean Dundee?


A: The massively talented Steven Torres challenged people a few years back to name other Scots Private Investigators. I’m not sure he got many replies. And those that he did were often technically English (For example, Val McDermid’s Scottish but her PI Kate Brannigan’s actually English). So, yes, it’s an unusual setting. And I think that with an eye, you’re able to set your stories at a very “street” level so you can interact with a different cast of characters than in a procedural. Besides the relative uniqueness of the eye in the Scots landscape means the characters will relate very differently than they do to a copper.


Q: You sound like you’ve thought about this. Do you actually have a life?


A: No. Not really. And yes, I have thought about this kind of thing a lot. I’m hugely passionate about the crime genre. Some people might say overly so.


Q: You were nominated for a Shamus last year. Is it true that the winner of the debut category, Brad Parks, planted a bomb under your chair at the awards banquet?


A: Maybe. He claims to have done so but disarmed it when he knew he was going to win. I, on the other hand, did not poison his drink with a slow acting substance that should be kicking in… [checks watch] about now… No, I definitely did not.*


Q: And what about the rumours about you vomiting over bestselling Chicago writer Sean Chercover?


A: Those are true. One hundred per cent. In my defence it was an allergic reaction. Not to Sean, but to the meal I’d eaten before. Thing is though, this story worked its way through the publishing world somehow. I had a UK editor once come up to me and shake my hand, saying he was glad to meet me. I thought he knew me because of my books. Turns out he was just hugely amused about the story of me vomiting over Sean.


Q: Look, we’re running out of time here, so maybe we should mention the new book?


A: New in the US, yes, although its been out in the UK from the terrific Five Leaves Publications for a while, now. March 11, folks, you’ll be able to buy the second J McNee novel, THE LOST SISTER in spankingly wonderful hardback, and I believe even e-book format, from those stunningly beautiful people at Thomas Dunne/St Martin’s Minotaur. While you’re out there, in fact, may I also recommend you pick up a copy of the incredible anthology DAMN NEAR DEAD 2 which was released late last year and features short stories by some of the damned finest writers going. And, bizarrely, me. There we go, plugs done. Can I go now?


Q: You’re free to leave whenever you want, Mr McLean.


A: Oh, that’s nice… except… someone’s strapped me in this chair and… hello? Where are you going? Why are you locking the door? Don’t leave me alone in this room… don’t… [door slams, keys turn in lock.] [Fade to black] *All kidding aside, Brad’s a terrific writer and I’m glad he’s the one took the award. I’m just starting his second novel now, and it looks fantastically good fun.


Sea Minor would like to point out that he picked up a Kindle copy of THE GOOD SON at the ridiculously cheap price of 99p a couple of days ago. Now there's a bargain for you. Thanks Russel. Great job. Buy the man's books and help him avoid heavy lifting.

Wednesday, 6 April 2011

Dancing With Myself: DAN HOLLOWAY interviews DAN HOLLOWAY


Funny old week this. Ups and downs.


The announcement on Monday at Paul D Brazill's site You Would Say That Wouldn’t You was something Chris Rhatigan and I had been looking forward to for quite a while. Maybe my chest puffed out with a little too much pride, as I soon lost a few buttons from my shirt.


The chosen name for our anthology, 'Pulp Tones' caused a few waves in the fiction world of the kind I'd rather not be making.


To cut it short, we did what we felt to be the right thing and decided on a name change and an apology for any offence caused. Sorry Pulptone - I think you understand that it was a mistake without malice.


I'd also like to offer a bigger apology to Paul D who had to take much of the initial flak. He was simply our messenger and was doing us a favour.


Paul was one of the first people I bumped into in this virtual world of ours. I quickly realised that he was a great guide as he put in the legwork to save others unnecessary journeys. He signposted great stories, competitions, top blogs, interviews and anything else of note (and he still does). Because of the services he did for me (unawares) and for the encouragement he gave me early on by posting here and after my stories, I felt I could pay him a little back by getting him to announce the arrival of Dirty Old Town and then to announce Pulp Tones.


Not only is he a great help, he's a very talented writer. I'd like to offer him a public apology and a public thanks for all he's done and been through.


It all leaves us without a name and, if you go over to Death By Killing today, you'll be able to take the opportunity to make your own suggestion and win a prize if you're the chosen one.


The prize will be a copy of the Mammoth Book Of Best British Crime Stories. I picked up my contributors copy this morning.


Some of will know how getting your book feels.


I've held it and rubbed it against my face, smelled it, checked the contents page, put it in the fridge...I'm actually feeling very emotional and very proud to have been selected. I see my name on the back (just after Paul D's, incidentally) and I have to breath very deeply. The book will be available very soon, so get yourself in the queue or pre-order.


It looks and feels amazing.


So to the interview. Today, please welcome story-teller Dan Holloway:


In the Company of that Fellow Dan Holloway, author of The Company of Fellows


DH: So, how does it feel to be described as the saviour of British crime fiction?


DH: I’m described as that? Wow.


DH: Wait, no, that was Billingham.


DH: Bastard


DH: Mmm, yes, I see you’re “a self-published writer who may say something inappropriate.”


DH: Bastard Billingham


DH: So, you set your thriller, The Company of Fellows, in Oxford. That scores high in the originality stakes then


DH: I was frustrated by some of the books set in Oxford. They felt very comfortable, and for me they focused too much on the etiquette of the academic gown and pre-dinner drinks, on murder as an intellectual puzzle. Put vicious, animalistic humans in a mortarboard and call them professor and they’re still vicious and animalistic. For me what’s interesting about a place like Oxford University is that the tradition and the buildings and the pursuit of knowledge are masks for the same baseness as you will find anywhere. It bothers me that people don’t see it – that they see only the mask. I wanted to strip that down and show the flawed individuals underneath. And the way they wear their masks, put on their show of respectability – like Mme de Merteuil at the end of Dangerous Liaisons, like Hannibal Lecter in his fine suits with his fine wine. I wanted way more Lecter and way less Morse.


DH: Yes, your characters are a pretty messed-up bunch, aren’t they? DH: More than normal people? Really? I think if you put them in hoodies people would shrug and ignore them. Put them in academic dress and people suddenly notice, ooh, he’s sick; she’s disconnected; he’s a pervert. It’s a fascinating hypocrisy. One that makes the reader uncomfortable. I hope.


DH: I have to ask the autobiographical question


DH: Do you? DH: No, but I will.


DH: Well, the only real negative comments I got in the early stages of editing Company of Fellows were about the believability of a 35 year-old atheist bipolar former theology student turned interior designer. My next novel, The Songs From The Other Side Of The Wall was about a 17 year-old Hungarian lesbian and reviews go on at length about how convincing she is. Go figure.


DH: Are you going to regale us with a synopsis or anything?


DH: Um, or anything. Dead Professor. Broken down ex-student. Lure of the chase. Prof’s screwed up daughter on his back. Daughter’s ice cool mother. Ex girlfriend leading police investigation. Hot sergeant stirring things up. Luxury goods. Secretive gynaecologists. Sick puppy academics. Occasional rock bands. Fine wine. Caviar. A little powerlifting. New breakdown looming. Closer. Something in his past. In all their pasts. Linking them together. Breakdown pad pad padding down the halls. Quicker and quicker. Dead twins. Dark nights in Soho…


DH: What with Oxford and all, do you think an author should stay in their ivory tower?


DH: I don’t like the word author. I’m a storyteller. As such the only place I really belong is in front of readers. I write my stories down in books much of the time because that’s a convenient way to get lots of people. But it’s not my favourite. I like to look the reader in the eye, watch their faces turn from laughter to horror, watch them willing me to let them off the hook, watch their faces when I don’t. You just can’t beat that directness. I do a lot of readings, everywhere from Rough Trade to Literary Death Match (http://vimeo.com/16145245) . But most of all in Oxford, especially at the Albion Beatnik Bookstore, which is the dark beating heart of a massively vibrant underground and punk-ish literary scene in Oxford.


DH: Oxford’s punk underground – now THAT would have been original. Just saying.


DH: OK, next book. Punk Oxford. See you there.


The interviewer, Dan Holloway , is the author of novels Songs from the Other Side of the Wall and The Man Who Painted Agnieszka’s Shoes. His short stories, poems, and reviews have appeared in various places on the web, and he can be found at least once a month performing his poetry and flash fiction at a more or less seedy venue in Oxford or London. The interviewee, Dan Holloway, is the author of The Company Of Fellows, founder member of Year Zero Writers and owner of the literary space Eight Cuts Gallery

Monday, 4 April 2011

Dancing With Myself: CHARLIE FOX interviews ZOE SHARP


2011 has been pretty amazing for me already. I've been lucky enough to be nominated for the Spinetingler Best Story On The Web category, I've put out Dirty Old Town and I'm soon to be in the Mammoth Book Of British Crime Stories very soon.

As exciting as all the above is a project I'm working on with the wonderful Chris Rhatigan. It's so hot I need to wear special gloves and googles every time I go near it. I'll not say more, but you can catch the announcement over at:


The name of the project? PULP TONES

And now an interview I've been looking forward to posting for a while. Please welcome Zoe Sharp.


Zoë Sharp interviewed by Charlie Fox


Charlie Fox: “Are you sitting comfortably?”


Zoë Sharp: “Erm, not bad, thanks. But is the gun really necessary?”


CF: “I just want to make sure I get some straight answers out of you, so let’s get on with it. Remind me again – where did we first meet?”


ZS: “Don’t you remember? We met in a northern UK city – Lancaster. You’d been thrown out of the Women’s Royal Army Corps for—”


CF: “Hey, they don’t need to know the reasons. And talking about it tends to leave a bad taste in my mouth. Just cut to the chase, will you?”


ZS: “All right, all right. You do have the safety-catch on, I hope? Of course – SIGs don’t have one. Well, let’s just say you were thrown out of the Special Forces training course you were on for reasons you prefer not to go into, shall we? You were estranged from your parents, you never wanted you to join the army in the first place, and you were living in a rented flat that used to be a gym down by the quay. You were teaching self-defence to women and ended up working security for a local nightclub owner. That was in KILLER INSTINCT, but even back then I knew you weren’t going to stay drifting for long. You had some pretty unusual skills that just cried out to be put to better use.”


CF: “I said I wanted straight answers. We both know that wasn’t the start of it. Don’t hold out on me, Sharp.”


ZS: “OK! OK, you got me. The first time we ever met was on an ambush exercise at a close-protection training school. I saw the whole scene in one hit. One guy on the floor pretending to be your injured principal, another lurking in the shadows with a gun, ready to pounce when you went to deal with the situation. The guy with the gun overstepped the mark, rough-handled you, and you over-reacted with automatic violence. That was the first time we met. I saw it as a character sketch, but the scene was so vivid it eventually found its way into the third book, HARD KNOCKS. It told me what I needed to know about your character – the fact that you had the ability to take someone apart but were almost afraid of what you might do. I found your internal conflicts fascinating.”


CF: “Yeah, and flattery will get you everywhere. Got a thing for violence, have you?”


ZS: “Don’t get me wrong – I don’t simply write you as a shoot ’em up ‘guy in nylons’ kind of girl. How a person reacts under extreme circumstances defines them. And with a female protagonist rather than the traditional male hero, that reaction becomes ever more complex and interesting. Women with the ability to kill are often portrayed as ice-cold assassins or psychos. I wanted to make you more human than that. Besides, with you, Charlie, the way you react is a product both of your underlying nature and of your life experiences.”


CF: “Yeah, experiences you’re largely responsible for. It’s your world, right?”


ZS: “Only to a certain extent. I created the framework, that’s all. I make the overall decisions, but as the series has gone on, how you deal with the day-to-day stuff is more down to you. I know, when I put you in certain situations, there’s only so many ways you’re going to respond and still be true to yourself and what you believe in. But my job, as I see it, is to keep putting you under pressure so I can watch what happens next. You constantly surprise me.”


CF: “Right, so that’s why you’ve shot me, cut my throat, beat me up too many times to count, and had me kill … how many people is it now?”


ZS: “Erm, OK, I’d have to go away and do a body-count, but you have to admit that they all had it coming. It’s one of the things people tell me they love about you – your kick-arse ability to do what’s necessary, however unpleasant, and however much grief it might give you later. And there have been some high points – you were given a brand new Honda FireBlade motorbike for helping rescue a kidnapping victim, and then you got to move to New York to join Parker Armstrong’s top close-protection agency – that can’t be bad, can it?”


CF: “Hmm. You know what they call bodyguards, don’t you? Of course you do – bullet-catchers. We’re there to put ourselves between the principal and the threat, and die in the process if we have to. It hasn’t exactly all been a bed of roses. And things have been getting pretty bloody dark lately. You seem to have developed a very nasty habit of leaving me in a right mess at the end of each book. What’s that all about?”


ZS: “Not a mess, exactly, no. Just an interesting ongoing situation. In the past I’ve tried to write the books so the series could be read out of sequence, but with the last few there have been repercussions that stretched further than the end of the story. I always wrap up the actual job – it’s your personal life that’s been a continuing thread. And particularly the relationship between you and Sean Meyer – and Parker Armstrong, your boss.”


CF: “I wondered when you were going to bring that up. You really know how to kick a girl when she’s down, don’t you? You give me lots of grief, and now you’re trying to make me choose between two good men. Where’s it going to end?”


ZS: “Well, not for a while yet, I hope. Last year the rights to the series were optioned by Twentieth Century Fox TV. Seeing you on the small screen would be a whole new experience for both of us, wouldn’t it?”


CF: “Hey, my job is looking after celebrities, not becoming one. I do my best work when I’m blending into the background. What’s next?”


ZS: “Well, I’m into the new book at the moment. You and Sean have a lot of things to work out, and I have it in mind that you’ll end up doing quite a lot of that under pressure and under fire. You stepped over a line at the end of the latest book (FIFTH VICTIM) and I want to see how you balance the scales.”


CF: “You and me both. You’d better get on with it, then. Oh, I suppose I ought to congratulate you, though. That thing you wrote about me going undercover into the Fourth Day cult in California—”


ZS: “You mean FOURTH DAY?”


CF: Don’t get smart. That’s the one. I hear it’s just been nominated for the Barry Award for Best British Crime Novel. I suppose you’ll be taking all the credit for that.”


ZS: “I thought you liked to stay in the background?”


CF: “Hey who’s asking the questions here?”


ZS: “Well, Charlie, you’re the one with the gun …”

Saturday, 2 April 2011

One Man's Opinion: The Damage Done by Hilary Davidson


Lily and Claudia Moore had a difficult childhood. It’s scarred each of them for life, but in very different ways. Lily has escaped her problems by moving to Spain, Claudia by losing herself in her drug addiction.

Of course, wherever we go, we take our troubles with us and Lily is no different to the rest of us. She’s introduced when she’s returning from Europe because her sister, the only family she has left, has been found dead in her apartment.

As it turns out, the body isn’t Claudia’s, though the police take some convincing.

What follows is Lily’s attempt to find out what has happened and where her sister could be. It’s a wonderful read, carefully and delicately put together.

The characters in the book are beautifully drawn. There’s Jesse her gay companion, Mr Pete the landlord with the photographic memory, Tariq the dangerous, smouldering Pakistani gentleman, Bruxton the pit-bull cop with the addictive personality, Martin the ex-fiancé millionaire, Ridley the misguided teenager, there are ex-junkies, therapists and dealers. There are also a number of characters in the book who don’t actually appear in person but enter and leave the plot like ghosts.

One of those ghosts is Rita Hayworth, a constant visitor and reference point for Lily and Jesse. She’s an idol to them both, a fantasy they can share a belief in.

It may be no accident, then, that the book has a cinematic feel. When I say cinematic, I don’t mean in a quadraphonic, 3D, hold on to your seats and make sure you’ve got your earplugs kind of way, more the sit back at an old repertory cinema with a cake and hardly any other people there with you variety as an old black and white movie plays out before you.

Hilary Davidson’s debut novel is first rate.

She had me hooked early on and then she reeled me in with a long line and gentle hands in a way that was all skill and compassion.

The plot is as gently layered as a fine choux pastry. It fits together like a rather complicated jigsaw puzzle might but, even so, just when I’d think I’d got the picture there’d be a twist to keep me on my toes.

The depth of the characters is such that it’s impossible not to feel all of the subtleties of their emotions as things happen to them.

I was also impressed by the way the book was wrapped up. The solutions are all consistent with what has gone before and everything makes sense. All in all, the ending is rather gratifying. Hilary Davidson is clearly someone for whom the saying ‘travel broadens the mind’ applies. She incorporates things she’s accumulated in her life and drips them in nicely to add texture to the page. Fashion, culture, architecture, literature, movies, New York, furniture and more besides are there to give us a multi-faceted read.


The Damage Done has a touch of class; in spite of the Rita Hayworth references I can’t help picturing Hilary as more of a Grace Kelly. I hope very much that she wouldn’t be offended by that.


From the top drawer and pressed and folded to boot.
http://www.amazon.com/Damage-Done-Hilary-Davidson/dp/0765326973/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1301779186&sr=8-1