Pulp Ink Codename: Boss
Scrabble Value – 22
Scissors, Paper, Stone – cardboard
Footwear Danger – beetle-crushers (6 points)
Secret Weapon – clean cutting edits (7 points)
Special Power – laid back and easy to work with
Needs – medication (after all, look who he’s been holding up)
Ha! Yeah, those beetle crushers are an necessity here in Iowa. Those fuckers are everywhere.
ReplyDeleteSo long as they're not Beatle crushers. I won't stand for that.
ReplyDeleteNope the Beetle Crushers were The Stones and Justin The Beaver crushed us all
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