Sunday, 14 August 2011

PULP TRUMPS - NAOMI JOHNSON


Pulp Ink Codename:  Miss Melody


Scrabble Value – 24

Scissors, Paper, Stone – shell

Footwear Danger – shoeless (0 points)

Secret Weapon -  A Drowning Machine (9 points)

Special Power –  Shape-shifting

Beware – the Watery Grave

She’ll always have Paris

Saturday, 13 August 2011

PULP TRUMPS - MATTHEW C FUNK



Pulp Ink Codename:  The Fridge

Scrabble Value – 29

Scissors, Paper, Stone – Scissors

Footwear Danger – Snowboots (3 points)

Secret Weapon -  Ice-axe (9 points)

Favourite play – The Iceman Cometh

What he’d say to a penguin robber – Freeze

Awards and merits – Spinetingler champion

PULP TRUMPS - PATRICIA ABBOTT



Pulp Ink Codename:  Dame Orange


Scrabble Value – 22

Scissors, Paper, Stone – Tissue

Footwear Danger – Glass slipper (6 points)

Secret Weapon -  Kills with kindness (7 points)

Philosophy – Monkey Justice

Favourite Shake - Martini

Weapon of choice - Snubnose

PULP TRUMPS - REED FARREL COLEMAN



Pulp Ink Codename:  Mr Apple-Green



Scrabble Value – 25

Scissors, Paper, Stone – Scissors

Footwear Danger – Converse Hi Boot (2 points)

Secret Weapon -  Wine-poisoning (7 points)

Favourite Cocktail – Manhattan 

Hair – 0.5

His Only Vice – Poetry

PULP TRUMPS - IAN AYRIS

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Pulp Ink Codename:  Master Bates
Scrabble Value – 11
Favourite Song – Abide With Me
Scissors, paper, stone - paper
Footwear Danger – Doctor Marten’s, Black, 10 holes (8 points)
Secret Weapon -  a little worm inserted into the brain which slowly grows and takes control (9 points)
Special Power –  Stealth
Swear words – 8
Brit Grit  - 9

Friday, 12 August 2011

PULP TRUMPS - HILARY DAVIDSON


Pulp Ink Codename:  Miss Understanding
 Scrabble Value – 25
Gorgeousness -   Drop Dead
Scissors, Paper, Stone – Paper
Footwear Danger – Irregular Choice (5 points)
Secret Weapon -  Explosive Lipstick (8 points)
Specialist Subject -  the films of Ava Gardner
Swear words – 1

PULP TRUMPS - ALLAN GUTHRIE

"The writers of PULP INK were raised on Tarantino, but then went and rebelled on him like all good children do at some point. Here's the future of pulp fiction, a slice of the good stuff from those surviving the brutal sandbox of modern crime fiction and emerging, scraped and bruised, to turn around and spit in its eye."

Anthony Neil Smith "Author of Yellow Medicine and Hogodoggin' "




Pulp Ink Codename:  Mr Rouge

Scrabble Value – 18

How hard’s the boil -   9

Scissors, Paper, Stone – stone

Footwear Danger – Brothel Creepers (4 points)

Secret Weapon -  Nail Gun (7 points)

Special Power –  Razor Sharp wit

Swear words – 9